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Was browsing lowyat.net and there was this thread where the thread-starter asked whether there're other words associated/carries the same meaning as 'making love'.

One interesting one is: Fornicate Under Consent of the King.

Another is "Spreading pollen".

One guy gave a physics term "SIMPLE HARMONIC MOTION".

Some guy mentioned 'i think ur sandwich need a mayonaise...come n shake it out' and another forumer added on this joke...

A boy secretly bring her gf home. Unfortunately, his bro is sleeping. They have a double decker. Then to avoid his bro knowing, they use secret codes. If want to change position say "ketchup". If wan harder/faster then say "chilly". Then "ketchup", "chilli, chilli chilli", "ketchup", "chilli, chilli chilli", "ketchup", "chilli, chilli chilli". Suddenly, his bro shouted, "Please stop doing sandwich, the mayonise is all over me".